- girl: I have to tell you something
- friend: what?
- girl: It's important..
- friend: just tell me?
- girl: I- ugh, I can't
- friend: You're scaring me now
- girl: I'm so sorry *starts crying*
- friend: Hey, why are you crying?
- girl: I'm too scared to tell you
- friend: Look, i'm sure it's not that bad, okay?
- girl: How do you know?
- friend: Well, if you tell me, we'll find out how bad it is
- girl: Okay... Okay.
- friend: ....
- girl: I want to uh... I want to be a boy
- friend: ....Yeah?
- girl: ....Yeah... *still crying*
- friend: Why are you still crying, you told me now
- girl: I don't want you to hate me
- friend: why would I hate you?
- girl: *shrugs*
- friend: *hugs me* Hey, you can have some of my clothes if you want, to help you out a bit
- girl: I love you so much
- friend: I love you too
"i’d date a fan"
lying ass lmao
(dresses extra cute for the fanmeet just encase theyre serious)
- Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
- Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
- bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
- bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
- bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
losing your friend in hot topic
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck