pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via mataangi)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

image

why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(via larry-proud)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

khaleesibeyonce:

khaleesibeyonce:

wtf since when was there a really cute guy on the 18th floor im like sure hes just moved in cuz ive never seen him before and i wouldve reMEMEBERED HIS FACE

i spelled remembered like reMEMEbered this is so embarrassing


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

(via fringehvrry)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

anangrypuff:

slytheringirls:

anangrypuff:

Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh

(via officialjimmykent)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

judgeable:

do you ever have those days where you feel like getting ready for no reason and clean your room and eat healthy because i don’t

(via conflicting)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

troyesivan:

TUMBLR STAFF PLEASE FIX THE FUCKING VIDEO PLAYER I SPEND TOO MUCH OF MY LIFE ON THIS WEBSITE AND YOU TREAT IT LIKE A FUCKING GAME JUST FIX IT

(via danisnottheflameprince)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
imdrinkingthestars:


letourfatewritethewords:

weary—soul:

this was too fucking amazing to not reblog, so I made it black and white.


wow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

image

Accuser

image

Seducer

image

Destroyer

image

The Father of Lies

image

Evil Personified

image

Just think about that for a moment. 

(via planetdoom)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

image

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

image

image

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

image

image

uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

(Source: toastoat, via sonic-screw-me)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~