annulet:


pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 
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So i heard a girl talking to her male friend earlier...
  • girl: I have to tell you something
  • friend: what?
  • girl: It's important..
  • friend: just tell me?
  • girl: I- ugh, I can't
  • friend: You're scaring me now
  • girl: I'm so sorry *starts crying*
  • friend: Hey, why are you crying?
  • girl: I'm too scared to tell you
  • friend: Look, i'm sure it's not that bad, okay?
  • girl: How do you know?
  • friend: Well, if you tell me, we'll find out how bad it is
  • girl: Okay... Okay.
  • friend: ....
  • girl: I want to uh... I want to be a boy
  • friend: ....Yeah?
  • girl: ....Yeah... *still crying*
  • friend: Why are you still crying, you told me now
  • girl: I don't want you to hate me
  • friend: why would I hate you?
  • girl: *shrugs*
  • friend: *hugs me* Hey, you can have some of my clothes if you want, to help you out a bit
  • girl: I love you so much
  • friend: I love you too

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If you want total security, go to prison. There you’re fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking … is freedom. Dwight D Eisenhower (1890-1969) U.S. President and General. (via philosophicalconservatism)

(via roseonabeach)


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blackfemalepresident:

"i’d date a fan"

lying ass lmao

(dresses extra cute for the fanmeet just encase theyre serious)

(via boysdonthavefeelingstrustme)


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Actual conversation at a party last night
  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

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two guys probably
  • bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
  • bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
  • bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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tastefullyoffensive:

Diagram of a Corgi
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kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

(via lucifersrightnut)


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joshpeck:

emarill:

hes 4


wft
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chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage

(via tylrs)


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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via cloudchasinq)


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